Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad of Chasey Lain 
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Riff1a
e-----------------------------------------------------
B-----------------------------------------------------
G-6-x-6--6-6\4----------------------------------------
D-6-x-6--6-6\4-2-x-2--2-2/9\7-x-7--7-7/9\6-x-6--6-6/9-
A-4-x-4--4-4\2-2-x-2--2-2/9\7-x-7--7-7/9\6-x-6--6-6/9-
E--------------0-x-0--0-0/7\5-x-5--5-5/7\4-x-4--4-4/7-
  C#5       B5 E5        B5 A5        B5 G#5       B5

Riff1b
e-------------------------------------------
B-------------------------------------------
G-6-x-6--6-6\4------------------------------
D-6-x-6--6-6\4-2-x-2--2-2/9\7-x-7--7-7/9\6--
A-4-x-4--4-4\2-2-x-2--2-2/9\7-x-7--7-7/9\6--
E--------------0-x-0--0-0/7\5-x-5--5-5/7\4-
  C#5       B5 E5        B5 A5        B5 G#5

Riff1a   Riff1b
[Verse] (palm mute)
[no chord]       C#5         E5                        A5       G#5
Dear Chasey Lain  I wrote to explain  I'm your biggest fan 
G#5              C#5                   E5                             A5     G#5 
I just wanted to ask  Could I eat your ass? Write back as soon as you can 

[Chorus]

..lotta dick
G------------11111111-22222222-55555555-66666666-

C#5                     E5
You've had a lotta dick (Had a lotta dick)
A5                      G#5
I've had a lotta time   (Had a lotta time)
C#5                         G#5  [no chord]
You've had a lotta dick Chasey  But you ain't had mine 

Riff1c
e----------------
B----------------
G-6-x-6--6-6\4---
D-6-x-6--6-6\4-6-
A-4-x-4--4-4\2-6-
E--------------4-
  C#5       B5 G#5


Riff1c
[no chord]       C#5         E5                          A5       G#5
Dear Chasey Lain  I wrote to complain  Ya never wrote me back 
G#5              C#5                  E5                          A5     G#5 
How could I ever eat your ass when ya treat your biggest fan like that? 

[Chorus]

Riff1c
[no chord]       C#5         E5                           A5       G#5
Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to constrain  This letter is my last 
G#5             C#5           E5                       A5     G#5 
As your biggest fan  I must demand You let me eat your ass

[Chorus]

Riff1c
[Outro]
[nc]   B5                                  C#5
P_.S_. Mom and Dad this is Chasey   Chasey this is my mom and dad 
[nc]              E5                           B5         F#5
Now show 'em them titties    Now show 'em them titties
       B5                                  C#5
P_.S_. Mom and Dad this is Chasey   Chasey this is my mom and dad 
[nc]              E5                           B5         F#5
Now show 'em them titties    Now show 'em them titties
[nc]                       Riff1a   Riff1b
Would ya fuck me for blow?

Chords:
C#5  x466xx
B5   x244xx / 799xxx
E5   022xxx / x799xx
A5   x022xx / 577xxx
G#5  466xxx
F#5  244xxx